Sir Finley ‘Goblin King’ III, founder, owner and CEO of Vince Pie Inc™.
What is there to say about Sir Finley III that myth hasn’t captured and retold, first in the oratory tradition, then on the walls of cave-dwellings painted in oxblood and Whelk-juice, and finally on this here website.
Sir Finley III — once the most feared pirate of the seven seas transformed into the mellowest and kindest of souls upon discovering the magic and majesty of pie. Finley, having slain ocean creatures fuelled by nightmares and the souls of the misfortunate, emerged from the depths openmouthed in hunger. It was then that Lady Penelope Greenhalgh, popped a delicious hot pie into the mouth of our victorious hero — a king was born. A pie king, a man of honour, of legend — Sir Finley.
The mere sight of pastry-based-delight transformed Sir Fin, bringing him a vision, a duty. He protected all the lands; a roughly 22 mile stretch from Chaddesley Corbett to Wibbly Wobbly World of Play near the M6 Birmingham, from the scourge of the Goblins. The land was free, free of Goblins, Gooblins and free of terror.
This here website is this very story, retold in abstraction and a variety of truths. If one thing is to be known, let it be this. Finley, Fin, Sir Finley ‘Goblin King’ III is beyond man, beyond myth, beyond God. He is; a saviour, a baked dish hero, a friend to all.
